January 2012
i can't wait to get married
janeelovesyou216:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future husband is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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heroinkilledtherockstar:
mostly curious
Friends.
daydreamingmisfit:
When you have a chronic illness(or three in my case!), you begin to isolate yourself from your friends, family, and life. Healthy people take for granted that they don’t have to worry about each and every thing they do. When you are chronically sick, you have way less energy than a healthy person, so we basically have to plan out our whole day with tons of breaks because of...
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do you feel like a man when you push her around?
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.